I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener

It's not everyday you see a giant wiener driving arount city, so we had to stop. I've been alive almost 34 years and I've never come face to face with such a wonder as the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. I mean it was right here in my hometown of Meridian, Idaho. I know, I know, you are all really jealous. But don't be! Someday you may get lucky too! You must be patient. And when your time finally comes, be sure to ask for a wiener whistle.